The Sean and The Bill Show

Episode 013: Antisocial Protocols

seanandbill — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:47:23 +0000

Download the long-awaited unlucky 13th episode of The Sean and The Bill Show!

Rabble rouse with Sean and Bill as they start an on air beef with the afternoon deejay over the validity of his radio magic act. Learn social protocols on how to let someone else shine at let’s say The MTV Video Music Awards…with Kanye West, or Joe Wilson and Congress.

And, check out the latest Hollywood buzz straight from Sean’s dirty hollywood underbelly as they discuss the Jay Leno Show, and Tyler Perry’s Last Crusade.

Episode 013: Antisocial Protocols

Playlist: The Radio Magician | Antisocial Protocols | Sean Connery’s Hollywood Minute

Episode 012: Death Panel Game Show

seanandbill — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:32:13 +0000

Double check your prescriptions this week because Sean and Bill will leave you with more side-effects than just laughter, nausea, and headless body syndrome.

Sean Jams out to this summer’s blockbuster hit Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas and quells a nasty hangnail rumor making it difficult to date, while Bill ponders the health care bills being proposed by congress in “The Scotsman’s Hangnail”

Old people beware, considering the outcry from republicans in recent town hall meetings. Sean and Bill come up with a way to pass a good health care bill through to the president in “Death Panel Game Show”

Episode 012: Death Panel Game Show

Playlist: The Scotsman’s Hangnail | Death Panel Game Show

Episode 011: Al Gore’s Celebrity Seance

seanandbill — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:00:38 +0000

Pry open your ears for this week’s episode featuring Nobel prize winning one-time wunderkind filmmaker, Al Gore. Set your dial to KSTD as we discus everything from the passing of Michael Jackson and Walter Cronkite to Sonya Sotomayor and Al Franken joining the democrats.

Sean and Al go at it over Dungeons and Dragons and the long awaited return of former president Bill Clinton from his sojourn into the afterlife and/or Haiti. Special bonus: Unreleased controversial archived interview with the king of pop himself.

Episode 011: Al Gore’s Celebrity Seance

Playlist: Al Gore’s Celebrity Seance | Hollywood Afterlife Party | Michael Jackson’s Monkey Confession

Episode 010: A $hithouse Divided

seanandbill — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 23:57:09 +0000

Tired of all your favorite stars dying? Get spiritual in this week’s episode “A $hithouse Divided”

The FCC sends a new producer to monitor obscenities. Bill is possessed by a familiar spirit as Sean Connery slips further into delusion in the thrilling 2-part conclusion “Jumping the Ghost Shark Part 2″. The tension is palpable as Sean and “Possessed Bill” quarrel and squash beef the Scottish way in ” A $hithouse Divided”.

Will Sean ever get his friend Bill Clinton back? Will The Sean and Bill Show ever be the same?

Episode 010: A $hithouse Divided

Playlist: Jumping The Ghost Shark Part 2 | A $hithouse Divided

Episode 009: Rod Blagoya’s Bitch

seanandbill — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:16:46 +0000

Revel in the fascinating world of reality television in “Rod Blagoya’s Bitch” as Sean and Bill discuss I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!, an NBC show where stars like Spencer Pratt and Rod Blagoyavich’s wife fight for food in the jungle but usually end up eating rice, beans and bull penis.

Listen as we jump the shark, take its hide and jump rope with it in “Jumping The Ghost Shark Part l” as Bill googles exorcism rites to evict Sean’s schizophrenic alter-ego, Tom Connery.

Episode 009: Rod Blagoya’s Bitch

Playlist: Rod Blagoya’s Bitch | Jumping The Ghost Shark Part 1

Episode 008: Auto-Erotic Stigmas

seanandbill — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:48:58 +0000

Tickle your ear-vaginas this week in “Auto-Erotic Stigmas”.

Bill’s BBQ restaurant grand opening sees Sean bomb his first attempt at stand-up comedy, cause a riot, a food fight and a 450 million dollar tab. The duo discuss the untimely death of David Carradine, and the news that it wasn’t a suicide leads to wild and unsubstantiated speculation.

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Episode 008: Auto-Erotic Stigmas

Playlist: Bubba’s BBQ Riot | Auto-Erotic Stigmas

Episode 007: Susan’s Boil

seanandbill — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:37:34 +0000

The Sean and The Bill Show, Episode 7 is now available for direct download here.

Marvel at Bill’s endless enthusiasm for living in Haiti in “Haitian Vacation”. Get a whiff of Sean’s latest money making scheme in “Eau de Crotchabit” and listen as Sean and Bill debate whether Susan Boyle has an infrared sex tape floating around the internet in “Susan’s Boil”.

Episode 007: Susan’s Boil

Playlist: Haitian Vacation | Eau de Crotchabit | Susan’s Boil

Episode 006: The Tom and The Willy Show

seanandbill — Thu, 21 May 2009 17:35:51 +0000

Sean and Bill episode six is available for download and streaming right here! Tune in while Sean starts a new chemically imbalanced diet of ramen noodle cereal and psychotic inducing medication.

Bill soothes Connery’s financial predicament and the station takes heat from the FCC for our announcer’s previous advertisement. Learn more about pirates, swine flu and Dame Edna.

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Episode 006: The Tom and The Willy Show

Playlist: The Tom and The Willy Show | Ramen Noodle Cereal

Episode 005: Everybody Poops The Movie

seanandbill — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:34:17 +0000

Sean and Bill episode five is available for download! “Catch it!” as Sean and Bill examine the melancholy world of “emo” children and how they react to Sean’s “enhanced Scottish interrogation techniques”. Connery twitters while Rome burns in “Everybody Poops: The Movie”.

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Episode 005: Everybody Poops: The Movie

Playlist: Pampered Emo Angst | Enhanced Scottish Interrogation | Twitter while you work | Everybody Poops: The Movie

Episode 004: Octomom’s Vaginal Resurrection

seanandbill — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:33:00 +0000

Sean and Bill episode four is available for download. Catch Sean and Bill as they rip through Octomom, wax philosophical about underwear in “Fruity Balloons” and lament Bill’s recent run in with the surveillance society in “Bill’s Belt”. Bonus: “Scrambled Reception Porn”, one glance and you’ll be hooked.

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Episode 004: Octomom’s Vaginal Resurrection

Playlist: Octomom’s Vaginal Resurrection | Fruity Balloons | Scrambled Reception Porn | Bill’s Belt

Episode 003: The Eagle Has Landed

seanandbill — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:31:25 +0000

Sean talks about his new projects, Bill worries about the FCC and more in Sean and Bill Episode 3. Subscribe to us on iTunes or download it directly here.

Episode 003: The Eagle Has Landed

Playlist: Passion of The Crust | The Eagle Has Landed

Episode 002: Clinton V. Elmo

seanandbill — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:15:13 +0000

Sean and Bill are at it again in our second episode. Bill’s new restaurant is heavy on the fried foods. Sean Connery promotes his new boot camp. They brainstorm a reality show for real actors who act real but still act. Bill’s unfortunate litigation issues leave him with little furry enemies.

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Episode 002: Clinton V. Elmo

Playlist: Bubba’s BBQ | Emo Boot Camp | Competitive Acting | Clinton V. Elmo

Episode 001: Lee’s Sexual Exploits

seanandbill — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:13:03 +0000

Welcome one and all, to the launch of a new beginning in radio entertainment. Legendary actor, Sean Connery and Former President Bill Clinton have partnered to form a drive-time morning talk radio show the likes of which you’ve never seen.

Join in on the frolicking as we discuss everything from global climate change to celebrity gossip, and everything in between.

The Sean and The Bill Show Episode 1 is available now.

Episode 001: Lee’s Sexual Exploits

Playlist: Angelina’s Pee | Iplug | Lee’s Sexual Exploits