Episode 035: Connery/Crowe MST3K Kickstarter Special

Sean and Bill talk about the F, Marry, Kill Game and they speculate that if Jeffrey Dahmer played it would be more like "F, Larry, Kill" in a segment with that namesake.

And eat crow with this weeks's episode as Sean Connery interviews Garrett Crowe, a lifelong fan of MST3K about his initiative to help the the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Kickstarter campaign while Sean and Bill comment MST3K style. Garrett vows to create a D&D adventure based on a classic MST3K episode for every million raised and they hit thier goal! hanks Sean and Bill audience for you help! ‪#‎bringbackmst3k‬ ‪#‎torgosstatblock‬ ‪#‎dnd


Episode 035: Connery/Crowe MST3K Kickstarter Special

Playlist: Dahmer Plays F, Larry, Kill | Connery/Crowe MST3K Kickstarter Special

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Episode 034: Trump Para Presidente?

Listen carefully, take notes, then clear your browser history because this week's episode is barely legal and will explode in 30 seconds!

An 85 year-old Sean Connery laments getting old and having to keep track of his fiber and t-cell count! He doesn't have HIV but if you have t-cells, you might as well keep track of em! Bill suggests Sean as the new spokesman for Subway because Jared Fogle has been sentenced to 14 years for child pornography. Sean agrees because the last thing that comes to mind when you think of Sean Connery is child pornography. He checked and it's the last entry of a Google search in a segment called "Jared "Jailbait Junkie" Fogle".

They learn that a dog can be trained to sniff out USB drives, so the duo plan on writing down all their illicit activities when they travel. Slick willy swears his email wasn’t on the Ashley Madison hack list but there were some fishy addresses: notbillclinton@whitehouse.gov, guillermoclintones@america.com, and nothilldog@imon2ubill.edu. Sean brings up that he only has an account on the also hacked in establhishedmen.com or sugardadde.com because he thought it was a sugargranddaddy.com in "BillClinton@AshleyMadison.com".

Bill denies being Trump's pal and says he does like that there are things only the Donald can say like that Ted Cruz looks like a gay Grampa Monster. Rumors speculate that Trump's running mate will be Hulk Hogan and Sean thinks that makes sense, maybe they could run under a racist rant platform considering Hogan's racist remarks in a sex-tape in "Trump Para Presidente?".


Episode 034: Trump Para Presidente?
Playlist: Jared "Jailbait Junkie" Fogle | BillClinton@AshleyMadison.com | Trump Para Presidente?

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Episode 033: Bill Always Flies Lolita Express

Vaccinate yourself right away because this week's Sean and Bill may infect your brains with Ep-Stein-Flu!

Bill has the flu but soldiers on to respond to a new sex scandal that allegedly implicates him with the crime of being a passenger on billionaire pedophile, Jeffrey Einstein's Lolita Express. Sean says as long as the press is slandering by association, Bill must be abusing his wife because he co-hosts this show with admitted wife-smacker, Sean Connery in "Bill Always Flies Lolita Express".

Sean implores Bill Cosby to disappear as the number of women with rape allegations against him hits 30. Sean speculates that recent Ghostbuster, Melissa McCarthy would play a good Monica Lewinsky in Lifetime's new movie, Hill and Bill starring Lindsay Lohan as Hillary Clinton. Bill thinks the actors that should play him are Leonardo DiCaprio or Idris Elba. Sean thinks Goldfinger's theatrical re-release will put him back on top and he'll get sequel offers like Goldfinger 2: Another Finger, Goldfinger 3: The Shocker and more in "Goldfinger 4: Goldfist".

Episode 033: Bill Always Flies Lolita Express
Playlist: Bill Always Flies Lolita Express | Goldfinger 4: Goldfist

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Episode 032: Bill Clint..I mean Cosby Sex Scandal

Cram your iPhone in your ear to tune in to this week's commercial free show!

Bill Clinton complains that when people think of the words “Bill” and “Sex Scandal” they naturally think of him. Sean thinks Cosby pours a strong drink but doesn't condone his alleged drugging of women before forcing himself on them. They discuss time travel and the studio gets a new sound board so Sean goes nutty with sound effects using his new Speak N Say in "Bill Clint..I mean Cosby Sex Scandal".

Sean puts together a detestable audio recreation of the alleged Cosby rapes. Bill doubts Sean will get into heaven because of his spousal abuse. But Sean's plan to get past St Peter at the gates is to show he is harmless by playing a slide whistle sound effect. Bill says if he was still president he wouldn't have reacted to the Sony hackers because we should always ignore terrorist threats. Warner Bros didn't care when Hitler declared he didn't like Casablanca. Also, Bill says Kim Jong Un is acting like an "Asian Eric Cartman" in "Sony Hack Speak N Say".

Episode 032: Bill Clint..I mean Cosby Sex Scandal
Playlist: Bill Clint..I mean Cosby Sex Scandal | Sony Hack Speak N Say
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Episode 031: Rodman Heart North Korea

Cringe in disgust and crack your laugh lines over this week's crazy episode!

Sean Connery and Bill Clinton gasp at Juan Pablo of Bachelor fame saying "gays are more pervert, so a gay bachelor would be unwatchable". They guffaw at Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson who says sex with a man is like sex with an animal. Sean believes Phil doesn't care about pissing off gays because they don't watch his show but he thinks Phil doesn't want to piss off the straight bestiality community because that is his entire audience in "The Homophobic Bachelor".

Bill thinks a Mormon Bachelor or Muslim Bachelor would be a great and complicated show. Sean's racist radar needs a major tuning but he slanders Bill as they talk about Dennis Rodman's alliance with North Korea. Rodman says Obama and Kim Jun Un both love basketball so we should start talks there…Bill calls Kim Jun Un "The Asian Eric Cartman" and gays hook up on Grindr but Bill used the app thinking it would lead him to a good sandwich. He got a foot long alright in "Rodman Heart North Korea".

Episode 031: Rodman Heart North Korea
Playlist: A Penis Pump X-Mas | The Homophobic Bachelor | Rodman Heart North Korea
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Episode 030: Paula Deen’s Racist Recipes

Escape the summer heat and hydrate your laugh muscles by taking a chug of this week's episode of Sean & Bill!

Al Gore refuses to go to the funeral as Sean Connery's death is proved a hoax. Sean and Bill hope nobody wrote down what they said over 20 years ago as they rap about Paula Dean's use of the N word 27 years ago. Her upcoming book gets cancelled. Her show is cancelled. Her book sales boom. Should she make a racist theme cook book next? in a segment we call "Paula Deen's Racist Recipes"

Bill Clinton gripes about a political cartoon that has him giving advice to Paula Deen. For an upcoming special called Sean and Bill: Behind The Mic, Sean reveals he has been recording Bill's bathroom visits after cajoling his co-host into signing away rights to his catheter troubles in a segment entitled "The 3D Toilet Cam Special"

Episode 030: Paula Deen's Racist Recipes

Playlist: Paula Deen's Racist Recipes | The 3D Toilet Cam Special

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Episode 029: Honey Boo Boo Golden Child

Get down and dirty redneck style by eating sketti, dumpster diving & hearing this week's episode!

Sean Connery stops paying his bills because it's December 12, 2012, the end of the world. Bill Clinton speculates that not electing Mitt Romney could be the reason humanity should be spared from the apocalypse. Sean spins around and goes crazy after chugging Go Go Juice in "Honey Boo Boo Golden Child".

They listen to Dr. Drew interviewing Honey Boo Boo because Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has over 2.75 million viewers. Suddenly, Galactus the world eater fulfills the Mayan Prophecy by calling in to threaten to eat Earth. Can Sean and Bill save the world in "Galactus: The Mayan Prophecy"?

Episode 029: Honey Boo Boo Golden Child 
Playlist: Honey Boo Boo Golden Child | Galactus: The Mayan Prophecy
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Episode 028: Lewinski’s Presidential Rim-Job

Give yourself a nipple-twister in preparation for this weeks new show!

Sean and Bill are back from hiatus and debate about the debates as Sean pledges his support for Mitt Romney and his tan skin. Bill explains his escapades as Monica Lewinski releases a new book that suggests that she gave Bill Clinton a rim-job and Sean mixes up his deposits at the sperm bank with his deposits at his financial institution in "Lewinski's Presidential Rim-job".

News reports are abound about Octomom's children living in lawlessness as she is being investigated regarding allegations that her older children are abusing her younger ones because of the scarcity of  her breast milk in "Octomom Beyond Thunderdome" 

Episode 028: Lewinski's Presidential Rim-Job 
Playlist: Lewinski's Presidential Rim-Job | Octomom Beyond Thunderdome
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Episode 027: Doctor Octomom

Treat your ears to the freshest radio since the invention of 80 year old sliced bread!  

Bill Clinton had a nightmare about sex with Hill... I mean a piranha. Poverty and technology finally meet as Nadya Suleman campaigns to play the villain in the new Spiderman movie in this segment entitled " Doctor Octomom".  

Sean talks about how 3D TV confuses him into thinking someone is breaking into his living room. Bill questions Sean on the differences between  acting in 2D and 3D. Abercrombie & Fitch offers Mike "The Situation" from Jersey Shore a substantial amount of money to wear some other brand in "The Abercrombie Situation".

Episode 027: Doctor Octomom 
Playlist: Doctor Octomom | The Abercrombie Situation
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Episode 026: Coke Roasted Sheen

Put away your summer trunks and put on your adult diapers cause this week's show is a pisser! 

Ashton Kutcher takes over on Two and a Half Men, Chaz Bono's chesty landscape has changed and Charlie Sheen is being roasted by Comedy Central but who will have the last laugh when Charlie's body is found in a pool of his own sperm in "Coke Roasted Sheen".

Bill praises an American hero, the hacker who shared Scarlett Johansson's naked body with the world. Sean and Bill talk about who has the most naked pictures in their phones in "Scarlett's Hacked A$$"

Episode 026: Coke Roasted Sheen
Playlist: Coke Roasted Sheen | Scarlett's Hacked A$$
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Episode 025: The Governor’s Love Child

Have sex with swiss cheese to this week's episode where men in power do and say stupid things!

Bill interviews Sean about his barbaric wife-beating views toward marriage, the rapture and why his megalomania has kicked into a god complex in "Connery Almighty". 

Maria Shriver is expected to divorce Arnold Schwarzenegger because of his secret love child. Plus, Sean and Bill don't talk about Bill's own non-existent love child in "The Governor's Love Child". The duo celebrate Osama bin laden's death but are shocked to hear he was a pot smoking, chronic masturbator who laid around watching TV all day...Could he have been human? in "Osama's Bin Laid" 

Episode 025: The Governor's Love Child
Playlist: Connery Almighty | The Governor's Love Child | Osama's Bin Laid
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Episode 024: The Sheen and The Bill Show

Don't be a troll, brush up on your Charlie Sheen-isms & be a winner, winner, chicken-dinner! 

Sean and Bill talk about snorting uncut Colombian Charlie sheen in the sixties. Sean advocates Charlie's actions by reciting some of Sheen's poetry as Bill dispels rumors that he is in The Hangover 2 with Charlie in "The Sheen and The Bill Show" .

Sean and Bill talk about the tragedies in Japan and North Africa...But since Charlie Sheen equals ratings - They mostly just talk in the language of Sheen and review the qualifications needed to contain Charlie Sheen's tiger blood. Bill spills the beans about hanging out with Jaime Fox and Matthew McConaughey at a St. Patrick's day fund-raising party in "Bill's Begging Party".

Episode 024: The Sheen and The Bill Show
Playlist: The Sheen and The Bill Show | Bill's Begging Party
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Episode 023: From Justin Bieber to Charlie Sheen

Grow a beard and take off your skinny pants for this new episode!

Bill sends a thank you letter to Howard Stern for his kind words on Piers Morgan Tonight and they both speculate who would win in a fight Niel Connery vs. Roger Clinton. Sean kidnaps Justin Bieber and tries to turn him into Charlie Sheen in "From Justin Bieber to Charlie Sheen". 

Sean reveals his involvement in the Highlander reboot and the fact that he came up with the idea to hire the Twilight writer to write the reboot. Bill expresses his love of Highlander 2 and vampire babies and more in "Twilander ft. Vampire Babies" 

Episode 023: From Justin Bieber to Charlie Sheen
Playlist: From Justin Bieber to Charlie Sheen | Twilander ft. Vampire Babies
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Episode 022: Preaching Obscenity

Friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your v-chips!

Grow your gray matter for blue comedy as Sean and Bill talk about Keith Olbermann's move to Al Gore's Current TV and learning gospel from the preacher with tourettes in "Preaching Obscenity".

Sean and Bill plan an intervention for Al Gore because he is becoming Al Whore or Charlie Sheen lite and Bill Clinton reacts to kind words from Howard Stern on Piers Morgan Tonight in "Howard Stern Clinton Lover" 

Episode 022: Preaching Obscenity
Playlist: Preaching Obscenity | Howard Stern Clinton Lover
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Episode 021: Enemies With Benefits

Put in your hearing aids and turn up the volume for another old-timey Sean and Bill show!

Sean and Bill contemplate what kind of superheros they'd be when a listener from a third world country writes an email and begs for money in "The Green Horny".

It's Bill Clinton's birthday bash and he won't eat meat but he is inviting everyone in the world (even Kim Jong Il) this august to the staples center in Los Angeles, plus Sean Connery is offered a role in Machete 2 and responds to some legal tax troubles he's having with the government of Spain in "Enemies With Benefits".

Episode 021: Enemies With Benefits
Playlist: The Green Horny | Enemies With Benefits
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Episode 020: Superhero Pimp

Whip your hair back & forth & wash your dirty ears out with soap, so you can hear this week's episode the way it was intended!

Peta declares Bill Clinton man of the year because he decided to save his life and swear off meat in the very noble act of self preservation and a painting of a 20 year old Sean Connery in just a thong is discovered, just as the the 80 year old Sean discovers an anal fissure in "James Bond Thong Art".

Listen to this riveting interview of Captain Ozone, a real life superhero rival of Seattle's guardian, Phoenix Jones. The captain strikes fear in the hearts of criminals by sporting a black and pink death suit and an unrelenting passion - between his legs in "Superhero Pimp".

Episode 020: Superhero Pimp
Playlist: James Bond Thong Art | Superhero Pimp
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Episode 019: Pop Culture Castration

Pump down the jams this week as these old crows get hip to what the kids are bumping out to!

Vladimir sits in as they hash out the details of Al Gore's divorce including how Al has been sleeping at Sean's house. Sean and Bill tear into the latest Mel Gibson tape because Mel is on Sean's shit list in " Mel Gibson's Jacuzzi Gate".

Call all the shorties to the dance floor for the eagerly anticipated "Putin on the Hits" segment, where our hosts lament the lack of balls in  the top ten songs as they critique the "hits" like American Idol judges in "Pop Culture Castration". 

Episode 019: Pop Culture Castration
Playlist: Mel Gibson's Jacuzzi Gate | Pop Culture Castration
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Episode 018: The Lord of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Punch yourself in the face in preparation for this extraordinary episode with special guest Vladimir Putin! 

It's Sean Connery's 80th birthday, find out what Bill Clinton's surprise birthday gift is. Sean calls Bill out on bad advice Bill gave him to pass on the role of Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Instead, Sean took the role of Nemo in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in a segment called "The Lord of Extraordinary Gentlemen".

Paris Hilton goes to court to defend her highly addictive powdery chewing gum. Bill is nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, but will the fuzzy blue Navi' take it from him for their heroic efforts in Avatar? Roman Polanski is set free and Sean is appalled because a couple years ago he was told about statutory rape. Sean Connery plays parts of his spoken word album! Warning! Women may get moist listening to the second segment entitled "Spoken Word Senility".

Episode 018: The Lord of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Playlist: The Lord of Extraordinary Gentlemen | Spoken Word Senility
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Episode 017: Dragon’s Don’t Vote

Get ready for a facelift..I mean lift-off with this week's episode!

Sean relays a terrible flying experience: being subjected to riding in coach, avoiding a sleeping Asian woman's sexual advances and still managing to stop a hijacking by signing the hijackers autograph. Bill contemplates the oil spill in the gulf, the immigration controversy in Arizona and a dragon's right to vote in "Dragon' Don't Vote".

Bust your gallbladder open and let the laughs pour out as Sean and Bill talk about Sandra Bullock's new baby and Jesse James' Nazi image rehabilitation efforts in "Neo-Nazi Bullocks".

Episode 017: Dragon's Don't Vote
Playlist: Dragon's Don't Vote | Neo-Nazi Bullocks
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Episode 016: The Fornication of Jesse James

Digest some gossip juice this week in a world-shattering new Sean and Bill Show!

Sean Connery sings some Lady Gaga and speculates on the existence of a Lord Gaga. Bill envies the sex-life of a man who married and stays faithful to a pillow, in "Pillow Talk Vows". 

SPOILER ALERT: Ricky Martin is gay. Did Britney Spears turn him after reorienting  Justin Timberlake? And Jesse James cheats all over town on Sandra Bullock in "The Fornication of Jesse James".

Episode 016: The Fornication of Jesse James
Playlist: Pillow Talk Vows | The Fornication of Jesse James
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Episode 015: Survivor North Pole

Revel in joyousness as or dilapidated Dee-Jays discuss cannibalistic elves, Scottish zombies and edible avatar aliens/Na'vi! 

Would Santa Clause eat Survivor's Boston Rob in this fall's new Survivor Heroes Vs. Villains "North Pole"? 

Who won a Golden Globe? Who won The Tonight Show? Who is better at the oral arts? Bill Clinton or Barrack Obama? Find out and cringe at Sean's racist rants about Robo-people after presenting an award at the 2nd Annual Shoddy Awards on the Shoddy Radio Podcast in "Best Award Show, Goes to..."

Episode 015: Survivor North Pole 
Playlist: Survivor North Pole | Best Award Show, Goes to...
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Episode 014: Tiger’s Roaming Wood

Celebrate the yuletide with Sean, Bill and "nail polish" egg nog!

Join the guys as they exchange Christmas gifts in a secret Santa exchange involving gag gifts and custom carols like "Little Bagpipe Boy" and "The 12 Days of Shooting" in a segment called in "Secret Service Santa".

What goes through David Letterman and Tiger Wood's cheating mind? Learn from the founding father of philandering, Bill Clinton in "Tiger's Roaming Wood".

Episode 014: Tiger's Roaming Wood
Playlist: Secret Service Santa | Tiger's Roaming Wood
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Episode 013: Antisocial Protocols

Download the long-awaited unlucky 13th episode of The Sean and The Bill Show!

Rabble rouse with Sean and Bill as they start an on air beef with the afternoon deejay over the validity of his radio magic act in the "Radio Magician". Learn the social protocols on when to let someone else shine at let's say The MTV Video Music Awards...with Kanye West, or Joe Wilson and Congress in "Antisocial Protocols". 

Lastly, catch up on the latest Hollywood buzz straight from Sean's dirty underbelly as they discuss the Jay Leno Show and Tyler Perry's Last Crusade in a segment entittled "Sean Connery's Hollywood Minute". 

Episode 013: Antisocial Protocols
Playlist: The Radio Magician | Antisocial Protocols | Sean Connery's Hollywood Minute
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Episode 012: Death Panel Game Show

Double check your prescriptions this week because this episode will leave you with more side-effects than just laughter, nausea, and headless body syndrome. 

Sean Jams out to this summer's blockbuster hit Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas and quells a nasty hangnail rumor making it difficult to date, while Bill ponders the health care bills being proposed by congress in "The Scotsman's Hangnail" 

Old people beware, considering the outcry from republicans in recent town hall meetings. Sean and Bill come up with a way to pass a good health care bill through to the president in "Death Panel Game Show" 

Episode 012: Death Panel Game Show 
Playlist: The Scotsman's Hangnail | Death Panel Game Show
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Episode 011: Al Gore’s Celebrity Seance

Cross over into the light because all are welcome, all welcome to this episode featuring Nobel prize winning one-time wunderkind filmmaker, Al Gore!

They discuss the passing of Michael Jackson and Walter Cronkite and the new members of public office: Sonya Sotomayor and Al Franken. While Al orchestrates a seance to bring Bill Clinton back to the world of the living in "Al Gore's Celebrity Seance".

Sean and Al go at it over Dungeons and Dragons while waiting for Bill to inhabit his body. Bill pops back and spills beans on the famous party-animals in the great beyond and his sojourn into the afterlife and/or Haiti in "Hollywood Afterlife Party". Special bonus: Unreleased controversial archived interview with the king of pop himself in "Michael Jackson's Monkey Confession".

Episode 011: Al Gore's Celebrity Seance
Playlist: Al Gore's Celebrity Seance | Hollywood Afterlife Party | Michael Jackson's Monkey Confession
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Episode 010: A $hithouse Divided

Tired of all your favorite stars dying? Get spiritual in this week's episode! 

The FCC sends a new producer to monitor obscenities. Bill is possessed by a familiar spirit as Sean Connery slips further into delusion in the thrilling 2-part conclusion "Jumping the Ghost Shark Part 2".

Will Sean ever get his friend Bill Clinton back? Will The Sean and Bill Show ever be the same? The tension is palpable as Sean and "Possessed Bill" quarrel and squash beef the Scottish way in "A $hithouse Divided".

Episode 010: A $hithouse Divided
Playlist: Jumping The Ghost Shark Part 2 | A $hithouse Divided
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Episode 009: Rod Blagoya’s Bitch

Revel in the fascinating world of reality television!

Sean and Bill discuss I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!, an NBC show where stars like Spencer Pratt and Rod Blagoyavich's wife fight for food in the jungle but usually end up eating rice, beans and bull penis in "Rod Blagoya's Bitch". 

Listen in as we hump the shark, take its hide and jump rope with it as Bill googles exorcism rites to evict Sean's schizophrenic alter-ego, Tom Connery in "Jumping The Ghost Shark Part l".

Episode 009: Rod Blagoya's Bitch
Playlist: Rod Blagoya's Bitch  |  Jumping The Ghost Shark Part 1
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Episode 008: Auto-Erotic Stigmas

Go blind tickling your funnybone because with this kind of audio who needs eyesight.

Sean's first attempt at stand-up comedy is to perform at the grand opening of Bill's new BBQ restaurant but Bill picks up the pieces after the kilt-wearer bombs, causes a riot, a food fight and a 450 million dollar tab in "Bubba's BBQ Riot".

The duo discuss the untimely death of David Carradine, and the news that it wasn't a suicide leads to wild and unsubstantiated speculation and auto-erotic curiosity in "Auto-Erotic Stigmas". Subscribe on Itunes or download directly at seanandbillshow.com 

Episode 008: Auto-Erotic Stigmas
Playlist: Bubba's BBQ Riot | Auto-Erotic Stigmas
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Episode 007: Susan’s Boil

Assault yourself with foreign smells and sounds in preparation for a new pubic hair-raising episode!

Bill woke up and saw a post-it note on the fridge from Hillary that is sending him on a diplomatic mission to Haiti. Marvel at his endless enthusiasm to travel to a country where the massive spread of AIDS might put a damper on his philandering ways in "Haitian Vacation". 

Get a whiff of Sean's latest money making scheme as he promotes his new cologne that comes with a drop of his blood in every bottle on a segment called "Eau de Crotchabit". Pick a side as Sean and Bill debate whether Susan Boyle has an infrared sex tape floating around the internet in "Susan's Boil". Subscribe to us on iTunes or download it directly at seanandbillshow.com. 

Episode 007: Susan's Boil
Playlist: Haitian Vacation  |  Eau de Crotchabit  |  Susan's Boil
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Episode 006: The Tom and The Willy Show

Learn about pirates, swine flu and Sean's crush on Dame Edna's womanly ways! 

Breakdown mentally as Slick Willy has to change the name of the show and handle an even more out-of-control, even more offensive version of Sean who shows up saying his name is Tom Connery. Bill wonders why Sean/Tom doesn't seem to notice that Dame Edna is packing heat in a weird segment called "The Tom and The Willy Show".

Turns out Sean started a new chemically imbalanced diet of ramen noodle cereal and psychotic inducing medication. The trauma seems to have caused a scizofrenic break but do we like "Tom" better than "Sean"? Bill soothes Connery's financial predicament and the station takes heat from the FCC for our announcer's previous promo that asked the audience to send sexually soiled wigs to the president in "Ramen Noodle Cereal". Subscribe to us on iTunes or download it directly at seanandbillshow.com.

Episode 006: The Tom and The Willy Show 
Playlist: The Tom and The Willy Show | Ramen Noodle Cereal
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Episode 005: Everybody Poops: The Movie

Drop an hour-long deuce while enjoying this week's super-sized Sean and Bill!

Wipe away your mascara as Sean and Bill examine the melancholy world of "emo" children and their frustrated parents in "Pampered Emo Angst". Sean continues to promote his Emo Boot Camp and Bill gets a rundown of the day to day curriculum that includes verbal humiliation, a brutal obstacle course and ice cream. Re-program your whiny brats into womanizing bros in "Enhanced Scottish Interrogation". 

Connery showers while tweeting and slips after dropping the soap in "Twitter While You Work" while Rome burns like a hemorrhoid in "Everybody Poops: The Movie". Subscribe to us on iTunes or download it directly at seanandbillshow.com. 

Episode 005: Everybody Poops: The Movie 
Playlist: Pampered Emo Angst | Enhanced Scottish Interrogation | Twitter While You Work | Everybody Poops: The Movie
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Episode 004: Octomom’s Vaginal Resurrection

Put your junk in a cage so you don't rear eight children because this episode will dilate you.

The stork gets a stiff neck when it delivers eight babies as Sean and Bill rip through Octomom's supposed vaginal problems and wack-job behavior in "Octomom's Vaginal Resurrection". They wax philosophical about the origins of Fruit of the Loom underwear in "Fruity Balloons". 

Get your jollies off with this bonus segment called "Scrambled Reception Porn", one glance and you'll be hooked. Bill laments a recent run in with Hillary, a chastity belt and the secret service in "Bill's Belt". Subscribe to us on iTunes or download it directly at seanandbillshow.com. 

Episode 004: Octomom's Vaginal Resurrection 
Playlist: Octomom's Vaginal Resurrection | Fruity Balloons | Scrambled Reception Porn | Bill's Belt
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Episode 003: The Eagle Has Landed

Third times a charm in this crude, infantile and blatantly offensive episode!

Bill worries about the FCC's growing influence over radio. Sean talks about some controversial new projects that has him getting very familiar with his nether regions and retelling the Passion of the Christ but changing one little detail, Jesus is a baker. It is the whey, the yeast and the crust in " The Passion of the Crust"

Bill doesn't inhale the highest of hijinks as Sean recants the woes he had on the set of the fake moon landing in a revealing segment called "The Eagle Has Landed". Subscribe to us on iTunes or download directly at seanandbillshow.com.

Episode 003: The Eagle Has Landed
Playlist: The Passion of the Crust | The Eagle Has Landed
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Episode 002: Clinton V. Elmo

Break a human leg at Sean's boot camp and a chicken leg at Bill's new restaurant in this jam-packed episode!

Bill's new restaurant, Bubba's BBQ is family friendly on the 1st floor and has a topless bar on the second floor. At Bubba's, anything on the menu can be fried. They even serve a fried milkshake in a segment titled "Bubba's BBQ". Connery promotes his new boot camp for parents fed up with wayward, effeminate, emo children. Nestled in the middle of the Mojave desert, emo children will learn discipline, manliness and verbal humiliation in "Emo Boot Camp".

The static duo brainstorm a reality show for real actors who act real but still act. Cry on command and move on to the next round in "Competitive Acting". Bill loves big women so he drools over Daryl Hannah in Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman. Sean was an extra on the set of the fake moon landing. Bill isn't interested in zero gravity sex with a hairy Russian man or Lance Bass. Bill's unfortunate litigation issues with public television leave him with little furry enemies in "Clinton V. Elmo". Subscribe on iTunes or download directly from seanandbillshow.com

Episode 002: Clinton V. Elmo
Playlist: Bubba's BBQ | Emo Boot Camp | Competitive Acting | Clinton V. Elmo 
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Episode 001: Lee’s Sexual Exploits

Welcome one and all, to the launch of a new beginning in radio entertainment!

Behold as the legendary actor, Sean Connery and former president Bill Clinton have partnered to form a drive-time morning talk radio show the likes of which have never been seen. Join in on the frolicking as they discuss everything from global climate change to celebrity gossip. Bill speculates on whether he would drink Angelina Jolie's pee if it sat on his desk long enough in "Angelina's Pee".

Steve Jobs would turn tables in his grave if he heard about Bill's amazing new commercial endorsement that combines music and anal stimulation in "iPlug". Pop quiz hot shot, if a gun was put to their heads and they forced to have sex with a man, who would Sean and Bill choose? They let you know in "Lee's Sexual Exploits" All episodes are available at seanandbillshow.com.

Episode 001: Lee's Sexual Exploits
Playlist: Angelina's Pee  | iPlug | Lee's Sexual Exploits
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